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Sidetrackedery, n.: the weird, interesting, and/or fun stuff I find via my ever-behindness in my LJ flist, from Twitter, emails, going back through friends’ LJs, and elsewhere.
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:: From zevshir, this gem of an April Fools’ joke:
This is too funny.
The PA Wing website (www.pawingcap.com) has been updated for April Fool’s Day. Here’s a sample:
Notice of Proposed Regulation
Wednesday, 01 Apr 2009, by JColgan
Part 2, Section 972 (a) 1 (c)
Section I
No CAP member, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a CAP member, may try, or attempt to try, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part, of the herin mentioned Regulation, except as authorized by the National Commander or an agent appointed by, or inspected by the National Commander.
Section II
If a CAP member or any group of members becomes aware of or realizes, or detects, or discovers, finds that he/she, or they are understanding or have been beginning to understand the Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days, notify, in writing, in triplicate, the National Legal Officer using CAPF 129a, Notice of Impending Comprehension.
Section III
Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the National Legal Officer shall immediately rewrite the Regulation that is in imminent danger of being understood. Such rewriting shall be done in such a manner to eliminate any further hazard of comprehension.
Section IV
The National Commander may, at his/her discretion, require the offending CAP member or members to attend remedial instruction on Regulations until such time that the CAP member or members is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.
:: From metaquotes, Examples of what not to do at goth night :P
:: My favorites are the bunny on the keg and the dollar-store Cthulu. From thrifthorror.
:: From atheism, The Atheist’s Dilemma: Family Guy Takes A Stand (from cinemablend.com)
:: Another lovely poem posted by exceptindreams, In Your Version of Heaven I Am Younger by Rachel Zucker.
:: From antitheism, this amusing Chick Tract. :P
:: From rahmbamarama, All the President’s Emails. Is fukken awesome. :D (from guardian.co.uk)
:: From babyzblueze via MSN, GNW opening monologue texts! :D
:: And another from babyzblueze, How to Eat Cheese. Because it’s funny and she insisted. :P
:: And another… ^__^ Doug Anthony Allstars: Case File
:: This is fantastic. From antitheism, NZers becoming less religious: Survey Those statistics, right on!
:: From surfing the above-linked NZ Herald News website, NZ growing bigger and further apart.
:: Lordy fuck. Another from the NZ Herald News, US funding for ‘no’ vote Focus on your own damn families! *facepalm*
:: AWESOME. From rahmbamarama, Exclusive: Rahm Emanuel’s speech (from media.www.gwhatchet.com) And the comments!
:: Another great April Fools joke from atheism.
